Be careful your cats don't decide to attack the bits of string representing the Santas' beards!
I didn't even think about that, Ivan. I will take heed. Would it totally blow everyone's mind if I told you there was another fuckin' Santa on the back of this thing?I thought so!
Disturbing.
You know you like it, Carl.
You should shave the Santa that goes over your crouch and grow out, then dye your pubes white. That would be dedication to the meaning of Christmas.
Yeah, that sounds hawt, Suzuka. I'll do that now. Bleach on my pubes will feel great.
Only I'm gonna alter it into a sexy dress with two santa heads on the boobs and one on the crotch. So hot.
Be careful your cats don't decide to attack the bits of string representing the Santas' beards!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even think about that, Ivan. I will take heed.
ReplyDeleteWould it totally blow everyone's mind if I told you there was another fuckin' Santa on the back of this thing?
I thought so!
Disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYou know you like it, Carl.
ReplyDeleteYou should shave the Santa that goes over your crouch and grow out, then dye your pubes white. That would be dedication to the meaning of Christmas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that sounds hawt, Suzuka. I'll do that now. Bleach on my pubes will feel great.
ReplyDelete