Yes, this exists. Yes, unfortunately there's no sound. But seriously, watch and marvel as Vampira vamps it up in her usual sexy way while the gayest man ever wears a jester suit. No foolin', I couldn't have made this up!
More loveliness to come and adventures to regale you with the tales of - namely I saw DANZIG last night, got everyone at work to start howling, and started a poll as to whether you would be a werewolf or a vampire. Personally, I'd rather be a werewolf. Oooowwlllllll!
You guys can party with me. My bar regulars are torn - half of them are saying werewolf, the other half vampire. And I told them that was okay to be vampires but they had to be monstrous vampires.
Of course, the gay BFF wants to be Edward, which is unacceptable.
I hear you, Jack, but there's that whole going out during the day thing. I like to go out during the day, get coffee, go to Target, go to the movies to get half-off. I wouldn't be able to do all these things if I vamped out. If I were a werewolf, I could basically lead a normal life but one a month, I'd wolf out and go raging through the forest, howling at the moon.
I think I'd be okay with going out only at night. That's a small price to pay for being immortal and (even cooler) the ability to turn into a bat. Plus, it would be a cool excuse to wear a cape.
This is pretty amazing. They have stills from this posted at the Liberace museum in Vegas, but this is the first time I've scene any video footage. I know it's been said already, but I'd fucking KILL for some sound here!
i'd rather be a zombie. wait... what?
ReplyDeleteWerewolf. Totally. Unless I could be Count Orlock.
ReplyDeleteWerewolf, definitely. Preferably of the Iberian variety. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou guys can party with me. My bar regulars are torn - half of them are saying werewolf, the other half vampire. And I told them that was okay to be vampires but they had to be monstrous vampires.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the gay BFF wants to be Edward, which is unacceptable.
I'd rather be a vampire so I could remember all the lurid things I did. It's no fun if you don't get a story.
ReplyDeleteI hear you, Jack, but there's that whole going out during the day thing. I like to go out during the day, get coffee, go to Target, go to the movies to get half-off. I wouldn't be able to do all these things if I vamped out. If I were a werewolf, I could basically lead a normal life but one a month, I'd wolf out and go raging through the forest, howling at the moon.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd be okay with going out only at night. That's a small price to pay for being immortal and (even cooler) the ability to turn into a bat. Plus, it would be a cool excuse to wear a cape.
ReplyDeleteAll very valid reasons to be a vamp, Jake. And I am mostly nocturnal as is. And do you really NEED an excuse to wear a cape? :)
ReplyDeletewhich is werewolf? haha remember the cookies
ReplyDeleteWampires.. Verevolves..does it matter?....Liberace and fiddler king are getting off mmm-hmnmm...
ReplyDeletebtw..Nascy aside..have you ever seen a seXXXy werewolf?
(besides you in a mirror)
Steven
This is pretty amazing. They have stills from this posted at the Liberace museum in Vegas, but this is the first time I've scene any video footage. I know it's been said already, but I'd fucking KILL for some sound here!
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