CATS

Sometimes you just have to put a giant fat cat in a tiny pink dress. Especially when you're bored and there's a hurricane bearing down on your ass and you're about to loose power and there's nothing left to do except dress cats and drink wine. A DEATH WISH marathon might be on the horizon, power outages permitting.

Cats - THE SENTINEL

Easily the best appearance by a cat in a horror movie EVAR, we have this one. A cat, in a high chair, wearing a red velvet bib and a gold lame party hat, at his own damn birthday party thrown by a coven of witches. Yes. I hope to have a birthday party for Soap Sud this year of equal grandeur. Which is more or less an excuse to drink champagne and eat cake during daylight hours more than anything else. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cat Birthday Party, Sentinel style.

Italian Week at the Blood Sprayer

Italian Week is in full swing over at the Blood Sprayer. You can check out all sorts of great articles from the Blood Sprayer family, including one by yours truly about Italian Jaws ripoff, THE LAST SHARK. So head on over, show some love. Or I'll send a shark to eat you.