Only I'm gonna alter it into a sexy dress with two santa heads on the boobs and one on the crotch. So hot.
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- Jenn
- Heavily tattooed old punk rocker and weird movie aficionado, as well as cat enthusiast, hair dye addict and drinker of copious amounts of wine. If I don't have my ass parked on the couch, watching something crazy from the seventies with a vino in hand, there is something wrong with the universe. I occasionally take a break from drinking and watching movies to grade papers and bring people food and pour them drinks, but normally, I'm happiest at home with my six fur children and a box of cheap cabernet. Crank up the Misfits loud, pick your poison, and join me!
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Blather
- 00's
- 20's
- 30's
- 40's
- 50's
- 60's
- 70's
- 70s
- 80's
- 90's
- Abel Ferrara
- Alien Sandwich
- aliens
- Andy Milligan
- animals invading the human sphere
- bad horror movies
- baked goods
- basements
- bat weiners
- bats
- Bela Lugosi
- bigfoot
- books
- boring movies
- cake
- cannibal moms
- Carnival Fetish
- cat in a pumpkin suit
- Cats
- cavemen
- CGI sabre toof attacks
- CGI shark attacks
- chicken in a hockey mask
- chupacabras
- circus sideshows
- contest
- Conventions
- Crazy Fat Ethel
- daddy issues
- Danzig
- David Cronenberg
- David Friedman
- death by microwave
- death by pig
- death by power tool
- Divine
- don post
- Donald Pleasance
- Doris Wishman
- dwarves
- Dyanne Thorne
- Educational
- Emanuelle
- female killers
- first times
- fourth of july
- freaks
- frog cults
- full-grown man as a baby
- ghosts
- Halloween
- hallucinogens
- Hercules
- Holiday Horrors
- Hugo Stiglitz
- hurts so bad - feels so good
- Ice T
- imaginary friends
- insanity
- jack hill
- jean rollin
- Jess Franco
- John Hayes
- john saxon
- karloff
- killer rats
- killer worms
- Laura Gemser
- lesbian
- Lina Romay
- Linnea Quigley
- literature
- Loch Ness
- Lon Chaney
- LSD
- Lucio Fulci
- mad monks
- mad sexology
- Mario Bava
- martial arts
- mean-ass flying fish
- mental patients
- metal
- missing internal organs
- monsters
- Moochie
- motorcycle gangs
- movies which could have been improved with the appearance of Paul Naschy
- mummies
- murderous babies
- my (future) hangovers
- my hangovers
- nazi-elf connection
- Nazis
- non-horror movies
- Non-horror movies posing as horror movies
- Nunsploitation
- Oedipus Complex
- ogresses
- Old Dark House
- Pam Grier
- Paul Naschy
- psychics
- pumpkins
- Punk Rawk
- random updates
- rapey paws
- Ray Garton
- remakes
- Richard Moll
- roger corman
- Russian Folklore
- Satanic Hearses Back From the Dead
- savage steel
- SciFi Original
- sentient dwellings
- Sexploitation
- sexploition
- sexy shipwreckers
- sharks
- slasher
- snakes
- Soledad Miranda
- Spock beating up old ladies
- Sr.
- Svankmajer
- syfy
- tattoos
- thanksgiving
- The Bride of Frankenstein
- tom adkins
- tor johnson
- Troma
- turkey monster
- ubiquitous commas
- Universal Classics
- Vampira
- vampire
- vampires
- vamps
- vhs
- vincent price
- Vintage Sleaze
- wasp women
- werewolves
- werewolves on wheels
- witches
- Yeti
- Zombies
Be careful your cats don't decide to attack the bits of string representing the Santas' beards!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even think about that, Ivan. I will take heed.
ReplyDeleteWould it totally blow everyone's mind if I told you there was another fuckin' Santa on the back of this thing?
I thought so!
Disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYou know you like it, Carl.
ReplyDeleteYou should shave the Santa that goes over your crouch and grow out, then dye your pubes white. That would be dedication to the meaning of Christmas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that sounds hawt, Suzuka. I'll do that now. Bleach on my pubes will feel great.
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