This logo rules! Rules, I say! Too bad after I was treated to this, I was subjected to two horses gettin' it on, with extreme close ups. Of their genitals. Tell me what movie this awesome logo is from and where you get to see two horses doin' it immediately after the title sequence and you will get a prize of your choosing - either a dvd of Cinderella's greatest hits or a copy of Vampire Hookers that no longer works in my VCR - but who's to say it won't work in your VCR? Great prize giveaway for a ridiculous random question, huh? I will accept the answer in English and/or French, preferably both. Want more hints? Too bad.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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This logo rules! Rules, I say! Too bad after I was treated to this, I was subjected to two horses gettin' it on, with extreme close ups. Of their genitals. Tell me what movie this awesome logo is from and where you get to see two horses doin' it immediately after the title sequence and you will get a prize of your choosing - either a dvd of Cinderella's greatest hits or a copy of Vampire Hookers that no longer works in my VCR - but who's to say it won't work in your VCR? Great prize giveaway for a ridiculous random question, huh? I will accept the answer in English and/or French, preferably both. Want more hints? Too bad.
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THE BEAST / La Bete?
ReplyDelete...never watched it myself, but have heard many things that make me not really want to, either. My parents tried to make a go of professional horse-breeding a few years back, and I've seen more than my share of horse-dick. Which, of course, makes it sound like we had sex with the horses ourselves, which I assure you, was NOT the case.
I'm just making things worse at this point aren't I? In any case, having never seen the movie (but I really DID hear of it several times before, I swear), I kinda cheated by using Google and the key-words "horse-coupling" and Argos Films. That said, feel free to award the prize to someone less dishonest than myself. :)
OOH OOHH!! It's Walerian Borowicz' THE BEAST!!!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe not and my enthusiasm will be greeted with scorn--the suspense is killin' me!!!
What a beast of a question! I'm sure one of your readers will come through, though. ;)
ReplyDeleteI know this one. What a fucked-up film... but I'm not interested in the prizes. So I won't say and spoil it for someone else. The horses doing the deed is probably the least fucked-up part of the film however.
ReplyDeleteLa bête aka The Beast? If not, that means that there's another movie out there that starts with horse porn and that is just wrong.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are good! Except for Astro, who cheated ;) Okay, Kate and Rev. Phantom - fight over the prizes! Who wants what? I know it's a really hard decision ;P
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! I've never been so excited to be affiliated with horse pr0n in my whole life :) I'll gladly cede any hard-earned winnings to read a Cavalcade of Perversions write-up of this movie (or of one of Borowicz' non-horse-pr0n flicks--that would be ace by me as well).
ReplyDeleteOkay, Kate, I'll write it up instead. Next contest, tho, when a Skid Row poster is up for grabs, I hope you win ;P
ReplyDeleteThrow in a Bon Jovi slap bracelet and my little Noo Joisey heart will explode with glee ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm too late to win a piece of Cavalcade, so instead I'll just give thanks to all of the Ageless Ones from beyond time that created the Interwebs.
ReplyDeleteWhere else can I go where the general palaver revolves around horse porn and Bon Jovi slap bracelets? Just the Vicar's garden fetes and the 'Net.
Just to let you know...you scored a "One Lovely Blog...of Doom!" Award from Radiation-Scarred Reviews!
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Jenn - I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for an award, so please check it out when you get a chance. Congrats but more importantly happy belated blogger-versary!
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@Kate. If I had a Bon Jovi slap bracelet, I would rock it night and day, my friend. I think I did have a Poison slap bracelet back in the day...not nearly as cool. But I still dig that sweet green for their logo color.
ReplyDelete@theDuke. You are home, my dear. Tom Keiffer and horse pr0n. It don't get any better, imo.
@Bill. Thank you, darlin' for your kindness in awarding me an award. Keep comin' back - I promise to keep it weird and wine flavored and cat costumed as I can!
@Geof. Thank you as well. And thanks for the anniversary wishes ;) Love you long time.
No award needed. I'm torn on being ashamed of actually knowing the answer and being happy for being right. I suppose a little bit of both is in order.
ReplyDeleteAwright, Rev. Next contest, tho, I got you! We'll getchu somethin' good!
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Astro to cheat this one out, I would have big time failed anyway-- err, I mean I cant believe he beat me to the punch!!
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