Friday, October 23, 2009

Happy Birthday and Happy GWAR Day!

Just so happens that the two coincide (FINALLY! I feel like I've been waiting for this FOREVER) and I'm about to leave for my bday dinner and GWAR debauchery here in about a half an hour. The day has certainly been fun-filled and I even attempted to make a birthday cake for myself in the shape of a coffin, which sorta kinda worked and then I made cupcakes and iced them horribly, but whatever. I was going to post pics but since my baking is so utterly horrendous, I won't. And it looked so cool in my head! I was imagining this amazing purple and black coffin with crosses on it and the icing lookin' all good. But nope, not even close. I'll post a picture of Moochie wearing a Halloween jester collar instead. Drink one for me!


  1. the sneering (homo-phobic) snobOctober 24, 2009 at 4:35 AM

    Jenn there are many things i`d like to give you for your birthday, many things IYKWIM, (By the way, happy birthday, you incredible little sexpot). Its a shame that "Jenn" and "the sneering (homo-phobic) snob" will never get to meet because we`ve got so much in common. I know what i could give you for your birthday how about the gift of laughter, how do you fancy falling about laughing for the next few minutes? you do!!!, good, now follow my instructions, go to IMDB and put in this title "lust for frankenstein" then go to the external reveiws of that film and "Dr gores movie reveiws" then scroll down and read his reveiw of that film and then the comments that we exchanged with regards to that incredible little darlin` "Lina Romay" they`re a laugh riot beleive me. Once again happy birthday Jenn, i hope you have great time this week-end. By the way, i am a little bit disapointed we didn`t get to see you with the white stuff (icing) around the edges of your lushious sexy mouth but at least Moochie looks kinda` cool with the jester collar.

  2. Happy birthday, Jenn! I saw GWAR recently as they passed through Little Rock (on their way to the Cavalcade Birthday Bash, no doubt), and they put on an awesome show. And sorry to hear the coffin cake was DOA. Still, it all goes down the same.

    And you seriously need to get or make Moochie a Giant Shrew costume. He could totally rock it, and strike fear in the hearts of future Dukes of Hazzard stars everywhere! ;)

  3. Whoop Whoop! Youre probably hurting this morning so when you roll out of bed around tomorrow o'clock I'll be there to give you an even bigger headache with NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR in hand!

    Happy Bday Jenn! Now off to get wasted on margaritas and sniff around for ghosties..

  4. Thanks, guys! Love you.

    GWAR was fucking excellent (as always) and we totally rocked the fuck out and then had a hotel party involving a LOT of Jameson and this morning I have the worst hangover I think I've ever had in my life. Seriously, I am not even joking. It has taken me 15 minutes to type this comment.

  5. What makes for a better b-day present than Gwar and their giant rubber demon-penises? They're my favorite band by the way. Anyway, I'm glad you dug my Night Of The Demons review. Since you say you liked the sequels, you might want to keep an eye on my blog for the next two weeks or so. I plan to review the rest of the Night Of The Demons movies sometime soon after Halloween. And, of course, no mention of part 3 would be complete without making mention of the gun-fellatio scene. Speaking of Angela Kinkade, yeah it sucks that she didn't have much of a film career after the NOTD flicks (of course, I've always felt that the NOTD franchise should've been much bigger and much more popular, like the ANOES series, and that Angela should've been as huge as Jason or Michael Meyers), however... did you know that she's since become a famous "pet psychic?" I shit you not! She even wrote a NY Times best-selling book about pet psychic-ness. Weird.

  6. Belated Birthday wishes! Hope you had a good one. Needless to say I did indeed drink one for you. One bottle that is. ;)