Oh SyFy (as you are now called) Network, answer my prayers and make an animals invading the human sphere movie involving the afore-pictured beastie and I will love you forever. As if I didn't already.
Dude, this is the perfect premise for a movie! A bear shark hybrid runs amok in Loch Ness and Nessie shows up, as well as Bigfoot, and there's a huge CGI showdown. Throw in a genetically enhanced Sabre Tooth Tiger and maybe chupacabra, and we have ourselves a serious party! Yes!
I think I've seen a further-edited version of this picture, in which the Bearshark also has octopus tentacles.
And in response to your comment, yeah, taking a break from classics and talented actors. I think I'm going to spend a little time working with classic '50s schlock like The Killer Shrews, The Giant Gila Monster, Beast From Haunted Cave, etc. But who knows, that plan might get thrown out at a moment's notice.
Heavily tattooed old punk rocker and weird movie aficionado, as well as cat enthusiast, hair dye addict and drinker of copious amounts of wine. If I don't have my ass parked on the couch, watching something crazy from the seventies with a vino in hand, there is something wrong with the universe. I occasionally take a break from drinking and watching movies to grade papers and bring people food and pour them drinks, but normally, I'm happiest at home with my six fur children and a box of cheap cabernet. Crank up the Misfits loud, pick your poison, and join me!
Nope...they like to make Alice in Wonderland mini series instead..sigh.
ReplyDeleteDude, this is the perfect premise for a movie! A bear shark hybrid runs amok in Loch Ness and Nessie shows up, as well as Bigfoot, and there's a huge CGI showdown. Throw in a genetically enhanced Sabre Tooth Tiger and maybe chupacabra, and we have ourselves a serious party! Yes!
ReplyDeleteAstro to Bear-Shark: "I love you, Bear-Shark."
ReplyDeleteBear-Shark replies "I love you too. *Chomp*"
I think I've seen a further-edited version of this picture, in which the Bearshark also has octopus tentacles.
ReplyDeleteAnd in response to your comment, yeah, taking a break from classics and talented actors. I think I'm going to spend a little time working with classic '50s schlock like The Killer Shrews, The Giant Gila Monster, Beast From Haunted Cave, etc. But who knows, that plan might get thrown out at a moment's notice.
@Astro. Ell oh Ell. If were a bear shark, I'd think twice about eating you after you said the 'L' word. :P
ReplyDelete@Bill. Ah, the Cthulu version. Niiiice. And might I advise, start with Eegah! It's quintessential 50's viewing.
What about "Mega Bear-Shark Vs. Giant Octopus-Lion"?
ReplyDeleteAh, nice, Aaron.
ReplyDeleteI caught one of those on my trip to Alaskanada
ReplyDeleteI don't know you, but here have this. It isn't quite the same, but it is close...not really.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk
I used to hunt those for a living with my faithfull pet rock Herman.
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