Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year, Assholes!

So I went to work tonight and it was slow as HELL because we didn't do any kind of New Year's thing, which was fine by me, but also very boring. I got off early-ish and proceeded to drink up all the champagne in the bar, as well as most of the Absolut Ruby Red. We toasted that stupid shit (New Year's Eve = Amateur Night) and then scootered home to drink some wine (also pilfered from my bar) and post this crap. Happy 2012, perverts! May your whole fucking year be filled with lots of horror movies, both good and bad and bad in a good way, plenty of cats, and tattoos. Oh, I'm going to get so many tattoos in 2012. Just y'all wait. Just y'all wait. And take a cab. No DUI's, okay?


  1. Happy New Year Jenn!
    Couldn't be bothered to go out and get caught up in the whole anti-climax of another year ending, so spent it drinking Corona and watching the "Masters of Horror" season 2 boxset I got for crimbo!

  2. Sounds like a good one to me, Elwood. A perfect ending to the year!

    Now onto brunch! Feelin' kinda rough by my Sam makes the best brunch in Richmond.

    Happy 2012!

  3. Happy new year man! And congrats on your 3 year blog anniversary.

  4. Jenn: Back at you, Sam and Jenn! I trust your New Years Eve was baddass! Bad Jerome hopes you got drunk as gods, will get plastered with tattoos very soon, and howled at the moon (Bad Jerome loves me, surely, but, frankly, sometimes I think he finds me a bit boring). You go, girl!

  5. Could there be a better model for these t-shirts than you, Jenn? Signs point to "NO." ;) They definitely look like great gifts. And as always, I'm in lust with your apartment decor.

    Happy new year!

  6. And forgive me for commenting on the wrong post. :P